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Shit the sheets

A phrase used when you fuck up pretty badly. There is no going back when you shit the sheets; everything smells and the sheets are ruined, which is a complete metaphor for your life after you shit the sheets. After shitting the sheets, you have to walk around with shame, or “mud butt” due to the incident.
Rae: “Yo bro, I just shit the sheets. Hard.”

Allie:” NO! What happened?!”

Rae: “I tried to shake a blind person’s hand...”

Allie:” Yo... you definitely shit the sheets”
by Rae$ January 11, 2020
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Arial Shitting

The act of climbing up on top of the stalls in a public restroom and shitting with the goal of landing the turd in the toilet.
Carl is not good at arial shitting. I feel bad for the janitor.
by The Bombardier July 10, 2010
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Shit Squeezer

My boyfriend shoved his finger so far up my shit squeezer.
by PayneTaylorDE302 April 13, 2020
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Shit Salute

Waving to neighbors while walking the dog using the bag of poop as a flag.
I didn't mean to Shit Salute you this morning. I had 3 bags of dog crap in one hand and a leash in the other so I had no choice. But you deserved it because you are an asshole.
by SheLarry66 May 5, 2014
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Life is shit!

Means life is simply shit.
Guard 1: "Life is shit!"
Guard 2: "Yeah, well what can you do?"

From XXX movie with Vin Diesel
by Yetita January 26, 2017
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Shit Tag

A fun game, where if you know you are about to have an especially revolting shit, you enclose your phone in a zip-lock bag and leave it in the bathroom you just destroyed. Close the door behind you and begin complaining that you can't find your phone. A friend or family member will eventually dial it, hear it in the bathroom and will be so smug to discover it's location that they'll just barge in to grab it, violating their nostrils when they enter.
Daughter: (gagging) "I found your phone! Why is it in a plastic bag?"
You: Shit Tag! You're it!
by Professor Simon J. Futtbucker September 19, 2020
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Shit Bagel

Another name for the human anus
"Don't be such a shit bagel" "I gotta go drop some brown cream cheese from my shit bagel"
by Karnell D August 17, 2012
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