sweet potato queens

The sweet potato queens are a bunch of women who are in their middle age years. The purpose of the organization is to help women who have gone through difficult times and wanna have some crazy fun, or, just women who wanna have crazy fun. The idea is that any man or woman deserves to be the king or queen of SOMETHING, and thus, this was born. They march in a parade in Jackson, Mississippi, on Saint Patty's day. Think the red hat society, but more fun, and with more drinking. The head Queen, Jill Connor Brown, has written a series of books. Read them if you get the chance.

The native language of the Sweet Potato Queens is "Y'all-bonics"

by Seranis April 3, 2008

mashed potato pussy

When a white girl shaves her pussy and there is still blank ingrown hairs.

"Dude she's got that mashed potato pussy."

by dangercatxo August 16, 2017

The Mr. Potato Head

Similar to the teabag. When a male places his penis on someone else's face with the shaft lying on the nose and one testicle on each eye. Creates an illusion of altered/extraneous facial features.

The Mr. Potato Head, kind of like a teabag

by shutimanta September 29, 2012

Potato and Corn Festival

The most exciting thing that happens to the state of Conneticut. Sometimes peaple cancel vacations to simply go for a day, and others go to have a chance to hang out with friends or someone they want to be friends with. Peaple of Conneticut flock to the festival, crowding streets that usually have one or two cars on it at a time (the daily farm tractor does not count) For some reason a starch food festival is needed somewhere.

Person one: Im going to the Potato and Corn festival today
Person two: Its because that girl is going isnt it?
Person one: No! Why would I go just for one girl!
Person two: its the P&C festival! We all have done it.

by Sees tractors daily July 23, 2011

Penis potato

A whole is cut into the top of a potato then the hole is filled with cum and someone is forced to eat it

Who wants to play penis potato

by Aidan thyr February 16, 2021

potato launcher

A tiny car with a loud engine, usually a foreign import car with a large exhaust pipe. Also sounds like a wind-up toy or lawn mower.

The mini-thuglet teenager in his pimped out potato launcher punched the gas and took off at a whopping 30 mph.

by Bonocusack February 27, 2008

Potato cam

When someone takes a selfie that makes them look like a potato

That would've been a great selfie but the lighting turned it into a potato cam picture.

by Thisusernameisnottaken February 21, 2017