Mauled by Bears

What God wants to happen to every child who mocks a priest, as taken directly from His Word in the bible.

If ever you should speak ill of a clergyman, God is totally cool with you getting mauled by bears. Even if you're only eleven years old and self-conscious because your dick hasn't gotten any bigger yet.

2 Kings 2:23-24 NKJV

Then he went up from there to Bethel; and as he was going up the road, some youths came from the city and mocked him, and said to him, “Go up, you baldhead! Go up, you baldhead!” So he turned around and looked at them, and pronounced a curse on them in the name of the LORD. And two female bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the youths.

by cr8s April 29, 2012

lil bear

A little bit.

"I'm tired." "You are?" "Yeah, I'm a lil bear tired."

by BroveTim April 18, 2009

bear caught

Very Tired

He was bear caught after cutting the grass

by Two fish July 8, 2022

Pooh bear

A guy that acts hard in front of everyone but is a panzy when he's alone with his girl or a female he is talking too. He goes from being a hard ass to kissing her ass. Its adorable, but annoying

"You are such a pooh bear when no one is around "

by Asap_dopebunni October 10, 2015

Boo Bear

a name for a guy who’s a hoe and needs his dick to fall off

my ex boyfriend is my boo bear

by imhappyurlivingbabe May 17, 2018

brown bear

slang term for unpassed fecal matter

There is a brown bear clawing at my back door. I need to take a shit.

by Zeeee August 31, 2006

Poo Bear

A hideous nickname for a tall lengthy man who lives in a basement.

Poo Bear, make me a sandwich and get me a beer

by Spike67 March 17, 2008