Skinny Pizza

An oxymoron referring to a food establishment in Roslyn which serves vegan gluten-free non-GMO cauliflower things to young hipsters, yuppies, and homosexuals and calls it pizza so they can say they ate pizza.

"I just had 2 cauliflower slices from Skinny Pizza."
"Congratulations. Did it come with a side of gender reassignment surgery?"

by OzieIslip December 16, 2021

Pizza Pact

The pact formed between niggas where you take turns buying stuffed crust digiorno's pizzas to eat for dinner.

Me: "Yo nigga, it's your turn to pay up for the Pizza Pact"
Him: "Already popped it in the oven"

by vygy September 14, 2015

Pesto Pizza lovers

Big Black Monkeys

One big black monkey said "I want Pesto Pizza lovers" monkey 2 said fuck off black guy

by Bigger Black Monkey March 31, 2025

Pineapple pizza

A kind of pizza that a lot of people dislike, but is actually delicious!

I NEED PINEAPPLE PIZZA NOW!!!

by Shoulder Escape October 23, 2017

I'll order a pizza and pay for it

What you tell a girl that doesn't like you. But you can't take a hint so you offer a pizza.

Boy:"Hey do you want to hang out Thursday? I'll order a pizza and pay for it!"

Girl: ummmmm sorry I have other plans...

by Riley212 July 11, 2016

pizza tech

Working in entry-level IT positions, and my income only allows me to occasionally treat myself to a pizza.

I go to George for all my IT needs, he is my go to pizza tech

by directorofrighteousness May 10, 2023

gone off pizza

When a pizza goes moldy.

The gone off pizza tastes like rotten eggs.

by Debskelly1985 March 31, 2023