Dick Suckin Freak

A person who is just generally weird and likes to suck dick. Typically a female.

Man 1: You're a dick suckin freak!
Women 1: Am not! I've only sucked one dick!

by alabama isnt so bad :) April 27, 2020

the dick phantom

a magic elf that lives in store bought condoms that uncomfortably manoeuvres your dick in a painful direction during sex

James: I was having sex with Christopher up the ass and I then I got surprised by the dick phantom
Sarah: oh that's terrible is your dick ok?

by dickhandlerdickthe boiiiiiiiii October 31, 2017

Lop Ass Dick

A person that nobody wants around.

Someone who just can’t cut it in a team setting.

Someone who requires others to pick up their slack.

Jake and his mustache don’t want “Lop Ass Dicks” on his team of All stars.

by Man with too much time March 11, 2021

dick flanger

Where you flick the penis for fun

Oh I'm such a dick flanger

by Rosie carpenter November 10, 2015

dick

1. a mans (a) penis (b) cock or (c) dingaling
2. usually the male equivalent of an insult like “bitch”

it might not look like he gets bitches but honey that dick was eleven inches - ayesha erotica
that guy is such a dick

by anti misogynist February 18, 2025

Dick joke

All/any joke that Nikki laughs at

Nicki, she only laughs at dick jokes

by 123datboi123 February 5, 2019

Sweetcorn dick

A word that discribes a very small dick smaller than a maggot dick usually used to describe Adam, a very fat ginger prick from Magherafelt

Jesus Adam you have such a sweetcorn dick like

by Fiddley dee October 11, 2020