up-ass

One of obesity's highest tiers. A symptom of fatness in which the ass and back merge into one, creating the appearance of an ass on the highest lumbar. Depending on the severity, the up-ass can reach higher levels on the vertebrae.

*Passing a 500 pound man in the store* "Excuse me sir your up-ass is in the way."

by gingersnap&chocolatechip March 17, 2024

Flying rats ass

I dont care

I dont give a flying rats ass

by ;) bobby June 28, 2021

ass cup

The ass cup is the result of a second brew, particularly of a cheap brand of coffee grounds. Most who brew ass cups are too ashamed to admit they are so cheap that they double brew their cheap-ass brand of ground coffee. For sure, you would never give an ass cup to your friend (but maybe your enemy). The ass cup, that second cup, is so named because it tastes like ass, smells like ass, and even looks like pitch black ass water. You know you shouldn't, but you are just such a cheap bastard that you keep thinking the ass cup of coffee isn't so bad, but it always is when you try it. It is ASS.

I was sitting quietly, watching the birds, sipping on the ass cup I had just made, and swearing that I would never make another one.

by Baby Luv June 9, 2021

ass-blaster 300000000

inserting a penis into someones asshole and leaving it there for days on end until finally removing it and letting every thing come out.

p1: "I just did the ass-blaster 300000000 on my girl!"
p2: "yo nigga wtf."

by stupiddumbshitter November 30, 2020

Ass Pisser

A contemptible idiot whose irritating and useless behaviour metaphorically ‘pisses’ on everyone’s patience, thereby ruining the mood; a person who is annoying, pathetic, and a drain on a group or team.

Don’t invite him — he’s such an ass pisser, always bringing everyone down.
why the long ass pisser — Used to express frustration at someone dragging out a situation unnecessarily and making it worse; essentially, ‘why are you prolonging this nonsense so painfully

by duxb August 13, 2025

Chalky ass trick

A scandalous, trashy, and dirty woman.

That girl is nothing but a chalky ass trick.

by Stizeff September 18, 2018

Ass bomb

An explosive rectal suppository designed to blow someone up from the inside. This literal weapon of ass destruction results in a fatal condition called EBS (explosive bowl syndrome).
-British variation: arse-bomb

Billy: 'He stuck a lump of plastique up your bum, son.'

Serge: 'Ass bomb.'

by shaquille Oatmeal. November 17, 2020