ASs

after school snacks

“hey mattt do u eat ass? Hell fucking ya I eat ass. I eat it every day says matt

by Bapbap7 May 26, 2018

Crimson Ass-Tide

When a female puts her mentrual blood into a turkey baster & then inserts it into her partners anus.

Brian really loves the Crimson Ass-Tide.

by Bob_Dole68 August 28, 2018

check his ass

It's when going down the road and you see a cop who is frisking a local drug dealer you feel the urge to roll down the window and yell "check his ass".

Jimmy say hey Bobby is that sergio that sold you that bunk shit getting hemmed up by the cops. Bobby says lets get him Jimmy yells. CHECK HIS ASS

by Jimmycrackpipe August 8, 2016

Ass-mongler

A person guilty of committing a leeown (see leeowned)

eg. That Ass-mongler sure can leeown!

by dank sewage November 28, 2003

Chris Noble his ass

To beat up a underclassmen as a senior and losing your athletics scholarship

Daniel Chris Noble his ass and lost that D-1 basketball scholarship to the University of Houston

by pooplessccheng March 28, 2023

Ass

A mighty fine set of cheeks that have things between them that get pounded a lot. Things like ({}). And those things usually get pounded by a 3====D

Boy: Hey that ass of yours looks delicious!
Girl: Wanna try it~

by Sunlow Foreva September 18, 2023

milli-ass

1. (noun) Unit of measure describing an embarrassingly weak effort. 500 milli-ass = half-ass.
2. (adj) When you can't even be bothered to half-ass.
3. (verb) Doing a job at much below half-ass performance.

I put maybe 4 milli-ass of effort into finishing that report, but Hey, it's done!
Chloe did a milli-ass job of cleaning the kitchen. It's still disgusting.
John's been milli-assing it at work all week.

by david Somers July 7, 2016