Dick

A boy named Brett or Noah

wow, Brett is a dick!
oof, Noah's a dick too!

by not the person who sent it July 18, 2019

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Staff Dick

An extremely large, hard, and rough penis. Has much of the same feel as a wooden staff.

Girl: I once dated a wonderful guy but I had to break up with him because of his Staff Dick.

by GameboyAdv May 26, 2016

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Dick Gutwillie

A Dickens-like name for an 18th century neuter devoid of any sexual inclination.

You'll never a Barbara Allen on his arm, that gentelmen's a real Dick Gutwillie, I say. Also a famous 20th-century plagiarizer.

by tirtle August 12, 2018

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On Halloween, there will be a nigga, he gon' take yo' P-P He's fat and black, he gonna take your candy That niggers name is 'Big Dick Randy' Yeah, Big dick Randy, he take booty not just candy He dress up like a granny He been waiting for you to walk off the lawn He make sure you near no grown Then he grabs the ass, slang that shit around then he go runs off, kill all the grown

Mom: Where is yo ass and where is yo candy
Son: Mo ma i-i-i-it was Big Dick Randy

by I LOVE BIG BOOBS November 21, 2023

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