Ass Stamp

When someone whose butt crack is dirty, leaves an imprint on the back of a toilet seat.

"That filthy scumbag left an ass stamp on my toilet seat. Was he so self unaware that he didn't even look behind himself or care?"

by Undun July 13, 2020

Ad-clear Ass-Monkey

An individual so horrible at the video game: Destiny 2, that the only role they can secure in a multi-player activity is to kill weaker enemies inside of damage encounters.

Where is that Ad-clear Ass-Monkey, and why the fuck isn't he killing ads?

by Jikinirdon June 2, 2024

Nasty Ass

The dog named Beretta’s, butt.

That’s one Nasty Ass smell.

by Dino_Eyelashes August 22, 2020

Head ass

Bryan

Just this one kid Bryan's nickname is head ass.

by ChesterMrCheetos February 28, 2019

jizz on my ass

When a hot fecking dude shoots his load all over your glorious ass... its hot and then it goes fecking cold n claggy... eeewww

But it's nice 😋

So I met him in a bar... he was cute.. we bonked and he shot his load all over my ass up a back alley... sweeeet!

He jizz on my ass!

by Naughtynikki August 21, 2017

Ass Blaster

The final phase of the graboid lifecycle. Just like shriekers, they hunt using heat sensors on their head. They are capable of flying by mixing a chemical compound inside their bodies and igniting it out their ass to achieve blast off.

Ass Blasters have eggs in them which carries the next generation of Graboids.

by Midwestern idiot July 30, 2024

Geico your ass.

Spartan kick to ur pigeon chest would make you cave in then the neighborhood get to caveman that ass up

I’ll geico your ass.

by Theworstomen July 17, 2019