Wet Wednesday

Phrase used to describe a person who becomes suicidally depressed and attempts to kill themselves due to the empty and utterly boring nature of their lives, often during the middle of the week (Wednesday).

Marion kept attempting suicide every Wet Wednesday, when the banality of her life as a housewife became too much to bare....

by BakerX2 December 5, 2011

wet juice

excesive diahhrea that u cannot control. it is hot and may chaff the butt hole. also in the process of "wet juice" it may burn off the gooch hair.

i was at in N' out and i got wet juice cause i have maleria.

by brendan reed June 18, 2006

wet roach

a blunt soaked in acid. dried, then smoked for one wild ride

"you got the blunts. i got the acid. lets make wet roaches"

by sumyungal May 14, 2010

Wet pickle

It's you lily. You're a wet pickle.

Today, I went and saw the wet pickle! She's good at drawing.

by Mythious. April 3, 2020

wet johnny

when you are in a bathroom stall, take a large amount of toilet paper or paper towels (anything 'dunkable'), dunk it in the pissy/shitty water, and throw at target.

Guy 1: timmy threw some wet paper towels at me while i was taking a dump, so i gave him a wet johnny right in the face!

Guy 2: it's the only proper revenge for being hit with a wet paper towel while pooping.

by big daddy sex penis January 8, 2010

Wet Kentucky

Same as a wet paducah, only using three or more fingers instead of just one.

Not satisfied with just annoying her roommate, Carmelotta gave him a full wet kentucky and awaited her just retribution.

by J Jasper April 21, 2008

wet weinie

a dick that can't hold an orgasm; term for a loser that sees a hot girl and has an orgasm immediately

"Is that Alicia? She's so friggin' hot!"
"You have a wet weinie! What a loser! You sick freak!"

by The Scottish Muffinman November 25, 2009