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National mommy day

Where you celebrate your sexy mommy’s
It’s national mommy day. Where your celebrate your hot mommys
by Paxtondaddy November 19, 2022
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National horny month

The month of April is horny month you can ask any body for any sexual content ex nudes, any act of sex including bringing a friend
It's National horny month so you know I'm gonna get her pics - Zack
by Cumbucketofthemonth April 16, 2020
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National Jailah Day

February 15th is national jailah day. A day to celebrate a wonderful person named Jailah S.
It’s feb 15 so that means it’s national jailah day.
by sandwich 123 February 15, 2023
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National Muck-Day!

Today the 23.04.2018 is national Muck-Day!
While in a group people you like you are allowed to continously offend them. They are allowed to counter-muck as long as it does not overwhelm the original muck.

On National Muck-Day you can muck as much as you want. Usually mucking is something special you do on occasions that make the muck funny, but on NMD the muck is life. Muck all day!
National Muck-Day!
me: Damn! It's national Muck-Day! Let's see... Yo Max! You're Gay!
Max (with the rules off NMD in mind): Yo, You're a Bitch!
by Clarencexz April 23, 2018
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National Rape Day

a fake day. a completely fucking bullshit day created by a group of lonely, degenerate, basement dwelling, fedora wearing, discord server modding, tiny shriveled up dick boys on tiktok. the kind of boys who whack it to hentai with a bunch of piss bottles next to them. the sick fucks who go on 13 year old girls' posts just to say "ik its pink" or "ik its grippy". the degenerates who call themselves "THE BOYZ 🥶" and think "women are objects" and "women belong in the kitchen". whoever came up with this idea, i hope they rot. in. hell. they're wasting oxygen. who in their right mind would think it's ok to create a day dedicated to ruining people's lives? i hope anyone who participates in this rots in jail. you fucking dumbasses think just because it's your fake rape day that the cops won't have you rot in fucking jail... i hope your inmates beat you to death, you fucking pieces of shit. CONSENT IS ALWAYS NEEDED. RAPE RUINS PEOPLE'S LIVES.
gigachad69420: its national rape day yall ready 🥶😈

person with common sense: shut the fuck up, you fucking asshole.
by httpscherry April 29, 2023
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National Backstage Day

On the first day of the school play you must kiss someone backstage
Boy: why are you guys making out
Girl: because it’s national backstage day
by Backstage master April 25, 2019
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National Fraud Day

John: Yo what were u up to on the 4th?
Alex: You know what I been up to, it was the national fraud day!
by caddy.boy August 9, 2023
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