oreo nut

Someone who is your one only, who is smexy and blissful

“She is my honey bunches of Oreo nut”

by The Loli Master June 26, 2019

Nut Goggled

Placing one's scrotum on another person's nose from above, so that each ball goes to one side, thus creating the look of goggles.

I totally nut goggled this chick last night.

by Laydown September 10, 2016

Desk Nut

The act of nutting at your desk during work or school. Similar to a desk pop but with busting a nut instead of discharging a weapon. (Is possible).

Rob: 'Jimmy.
Rob: 'When's the last time you had a desk pop? '
Jimmy: 'September 08.'
Rob: 'Be a man! Do it now! Buss one off'
*Nut is Busted At Desk*
Jimmy: 'He actually did it!'
Rob: 'Absolute Madman!'

Thus he has committed a desk nut

by BigNut2000 November 29, 2017

cheeky nut

The act of quickly pulling one or both of your testicles out to surprise a mate. Leaving it out for only a second or two, it’s a quick flash, and that’s what makes it cheeky.

Matt: turn around
Me: *turns around*
Matt (with one testicle hanging out of his fly): cheeky nut

by josef (joey) s February 25, 2022

Yeet that nut

Yeeet

Yeet thAt nut

by Butt nutter March 15, 2019

nut tax

The non-negotiable fee that must be paid to bust a nut in a friend's house

"Listen dude, I don't mind if you do it, but I expect the nut tax up front."

by LordOfWinter99 August 21, 2020

Show-Nuts

A man's testicles after a vasectomy, ornamental but no longer useful for reproducing.

Sack filling pebbles for the sake of appearance.

Had a bad fever and my balls got really hot, that usually makes you sterile but mine are show-nuts anyway, so what ever.

Took a shot to the show-nuts, lucky I already had my kids.

by Eric Thorsland June 14, 2018