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Get the Emo Crack mug.When a homeless man/woman aquires a television set, but, realizing he/she cannot use it, sells it for crack or other drugs.
"I realized that after my electronics store was robbed the homeless people in the alley across the street were high more often, probably from selling a cracked TV.
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Get the zombie crack mug.a sensation you get that is similar to being on crack but drug free and high on life. aka super stoked! riding the crimson wave of fresh air.
by jgnarly April 7, 2010
Get the life crack mug.Someone with absolutely no glute development or "ass." people who suffer from flat-crack are incapable of defacting without pain. Hank hill is the most popular public figure known to suffer from the disorder. Pants are constantly falling down on these people, causing general discomfort in those im the proximity of sufferers. Common actions like wiping the buttocks is not a simple procedure for those with flat-crack.
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by muncleowns August 5, 2016
Get the Flat-crack mug.When an article of clothing or other item (toilet paper, food from the couch, etc.) is caught up in one's butt crack through suction alone, without the aid of a pants, underwear or pantyhose waistband. Not be confused with a wedgie, which is the seat or crotch of one's garments being caught up, no pun.
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