Indonesian Salami Sandwich

When you insert a whole salami sandwich into a womans vagina, and then proceed to have sex with her. After you cum in her vagina, she queefs the sandwich out, as well as your cum, then you proceed to eat the mixture.

Me and my girlfriend made an Indonesian salami sandwich for dinner last night.

by Minecraftplayer4000 September 28, 2020

Texas Club Sandwich

The act of squatting over a stove and taking a shit in a fryinging pan afterwards whip out the penis and masturbate over the sizzling slop and jiss on top of the shit and eating it to cause pleasure

I made myself a Texas Club Sandwich n it was so amazing i jacked off again!

by Mike Okinyou June 27, 2011

getting sandwiches at the mall

controversial term for masturbation, used when delineating the user's masturba(tion)/(ing) without ruining the moment.

gurl: What are you two doing today?
boi: Uh... Getting sandwiches at the mall.
gurl: oh... The mall!

by Miracle Nip August 22, 2011

Carolina Butt Sandwich

Carolina Butt Sandwich (CBS) is when someone spreads thier cheeks, lathers one ass cheek with Peanut Butter and lathers the other with Jelly. The person then lets go of their cheeks to make the perfect CBS. A man named Devin then begins to scarf the sandwich down.

Dude he got Carolina Butt Sandwich from Devin while at work. He gave a dude CBS.

by Kipp Shire September 27, 2021

two sandwiches and a nap

What you do just before you get clean and sober. You eat two sandwiches and take a nap. Get back to reality. Sober up.

Dude! You are spun the fuck out man! Time for two sandwiches and a nap!

by MURPHY45INC July 18, 2022

belly butter sandwich

After pulling out and cumming on a girls stomach she reaches out pulls the man toward her and hugs the man like a koala bear making a belly butter sandwich.

I gave him that belly butter sandwich

by Dick nose boner biscuit October 17, 2017

Hoop Dessert Sandwich

God's gift to starving Wellesley Women. A light and buttery croissant which has been halved, each half topped with slices of tangy green apple and rich brie cheese, then smothered with honey and sprinkled with crushed almonds... and toasted... to perfection. Consuming results in an orgasmic experience and often results in renewed mental stability and ability to overcome academic assignments previously deemed to be impossible.

I can't finish this paper tonight... that is... unless I trek over to the LuLu and get a Hoop Dessert Sandwich, those shits are so delicious, it's worth the fifteen minute walk across campus.

by Wendyyy August 16, 2009