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Penis Watcher

A tiny woman who loves to gander at a man's penis when the opportunity "arises".
This could occur before or after sexual activity or just walking down the sidewalk.

Her ganders may occur frequently or at random times of interest. She prefers the site of her boyfriend's penis but would look at another if it flopped out from an unsecured zipper.
It brings her joy and sexual arousal.
K-Muffin is quite the penis watcher
by Dmuffin July 19, 2018
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electron penis

A penis that's so small that it goes off the scales.
by c00nk1ller August 15, 2019
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bald penis

Someone with hair on their sides of their head . The top is Bald and looks like a penis.
Our Global Studies, teacher is bald and looks like a penis with hair so he is a Bald Penis.
by Blazer351 September 26, 2018
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Penis Chest

A penis chest is someone who impersonates a wheetus nest and actively engage in homosexual activity. They may also post vents on their snapchat story, even though they bully people!
what is a penis chest?”
“an active homosexual. see, that small guy in the beige hat over there is a penis chest!”
by therealwheetusnest April 13, 2023
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Penis Slangin’

When a person of the male gender purposefully and proudly flaunts his dick and balls.
Person 1: “We Penis Slangin’ for real bro”
Person 2: “Facts bro Penis Slangin’”
by The Poo Poo Pee Pee Man July 10, 2020
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a penis greeting

When she wakes up to morning wood and is surprised.
Who Terry he gave me a penis greeting this morning!
by Dinglerbingle June 3, 2016
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Jalapeño penis

The act where one person will eat hot food usually jalapeño and goes to pee with out washing there hands Therefore burning there penis with the heat
by Blake Phipps June 12, 2016
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