Butt Facebooking

Posting a status update to FB from your phone without knowing it.

My wife was walking around the mall, and she was Butt Facebooking status updates.

by Jawbonz February 19, 2010

Facebook orphan

A child whose parents neglect them in favor of facbook.

bob now has to drive himself to school because he is a facebook orphan.

by bobyo August 28, 2009

Facebook cancer

Someone who posts such bad/ridiculous things on facebook you, it litreally maes you feel like you got cancer!

Oh look at what he posted again! Miha Fink is such a facebook cancer!

by Dronzy January 15, 2015

Facebook Evangelist

The Term facebook Evangelist is used to describe a Christian Person that uses Facebook for Evangelisim purposes to tell Everyone about God, The Holy Bible and about The Good News of Jesus Christ.
To Discuss The Bornagain Christian Faith, Church related topics via online chat, inbox messages, Wall posts, related videos and quoting Bible scripture.

Facebook Evangelist - I was chatting to a friend online and we began to discuss our beliefs and Faith in God.
I asked him/her to Invite Jesus Christ into their lives and Pray the Sinners prayer out loud.

Reference John 3:16

by Glorybyfire. PEVANS November 4, 2011

Facebook Cop

Someone who sits on facebook all day and polices comments/pictures/status but has nothing to do with it.

Just bought my car today

*TMI

has nothing to do with the person or more importantly the status, but feels like they need to make a comment - that's a facebook cop !

by crazytreat99 October 22, 2010

stealth facebooking

Like regular facebooking, but done in the middle of the night so as to avoid having to speak to someone on that god awful IM service.

I really wanted to add an app, but I didn't want a friend (originally friend of a friend) who has a thing for me to start talking to me, so I went online at 2am to do some stealth facebooking.

by Sophie987654321 December 9, 2008

Facebook lemming

Noun:
One who participates in the daily viral spread of a Facebook survey, app, game, chain letter, or similar device but does not actually initiate the spread of it nor is creative enough to do so. A Facebook lemming only mimics the activities of other Facebook users.

Origin:
Macrodot circa 02/02/2010

"Im tired of getting Farmville updates from Susan. She is such a Facebook lemming!"

by macrodot February 3, 2010