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lezbehonest friend

Adj. Friendship between two women, who both identify with a non-heterosexual orientation. Benefits that surpass friendship may be inclusive with this friend.
My friend in Boston might come for the summer.

Oh, is she a lezbehonest friend?
by InformedConsonant March 17, 2014
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Fake Friend

Someone who talks shit behind your back while you aren't friends and then acts like nothing happened when you are friends.
Wow, the other day she was nice to me and now she isn't, Rhiannon Akey is totally being a fake friend.
by UrbanDict54321123 July 23, 2015
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pencil friend

someone you know in a class that you'd feel comfortable enough to ask if you could borrow a pencil (paper, calculator, etc), but not enough to hang out with outside of class
person: "I met this really nice girl in my chem class last week, we sit together like every day!"

roommate: "Cool, you should invite her over sometime."

person: "No no..she's strictly a pencil friend."
by joanie30 November 15, 2011
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Fungus friend

Someone who may not be initially likable but possesses the ability to grow on others over time, much in the way that a fungus would.
I used to think Mike was a total prick but now we hang out all the time. I guess he's kind of a fungus friend.
by Nimslev August 6, 2010
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Friend Consolidation

The act of taking a prearranged hang-out time with one or more friends, and folding / inviting more, previously unmentioned and usually unnaproved friends to come along. Typically this is done because the "friend consolidator" has found somebody they find more interesting to go to the same event with but don't want to break plans and be an @ss, or because they are flakey and forgot the original plans in the first place.
Person1: "Hi, this is my new and far more interesting friend, hope you don't mind if he/she tags along to your Birthday Party!"
Person2: "Of course i mind! What a shameless act of Friend Consolidation! :("
by PJRandDGH August 16, 2008
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L Friend

When a person close to you does something that hurts you, something a true friend would never do to you
by CHS2K May 6, 2022
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friend with benefits

a person who one fucks on the side when not involved in a serious relationship. NOT to be confused with a boyfriend or girfriend, to whom (gasp!) commitment would be involved.
My friend with benefits constantly tells me about how he is still in love with his ex-girlfriend...what a sonofabitch.
by je suis, tu n'est pas August 9, 2003
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