fat cat

Greedy, bottom line business person who exploits people and the economy for vested interests.

Damn that fat cat Mitt Romney. He'll destroy the country, and the world.

by whoamireallyyyy July 31, 2012

fat tard

an overweight or obese and mentally handicapped person.

look at jake over there eating all those donuts like a fat tard

by digeratiX January 5, 2010

Fat Dick

Something you dont have

You dont have a Fat Dick

by ILoveNagger June 16, 2020

fat caden

A fat shit that wont stop eating

Fat Caden you fat shit get off the couch

by Madlycrazycat May 15, 2019

Trans Fat

The leading cause of Heart Attack, Type Two Diabetes, and Cardiovascular Disease. Addictive, when used in combination with sugar. Basically weed in fat form.

Hey I'm out of trans fat. May I have that doughnut?

by starsVSroses March 6, 2015

Fat Ass

A fat ass, typically referred to as Miguel De La Cruz, is a lazy fuck who loves sitting his ass down all day playing Rainbow Six Siege while yelling "HOW DID I NOT KILL HIM!?!?!? I SHOT HIM IN THE HEAD!!!!" with the sound of their keyboard being smashed in the background. Furthermore, when asked, fat ass will reject going out to hang with friends. What fat ass's friends don't know is that it's not that he doesn't want to go, it's just his musty ass is stuck in his chair from playing too much video games and he doesn't want to call the fire department to get it out. As usual, fat ass doesn't really have any real friends. All his "friends" are only there to get closer to fucking his sister.

Hey Fat Ass, want to come to the Americana tonight?
Bro, I'm Miguel De La Cruz, you should already know the answer to that one.

by kalensucks March 23, 2019

fat yeti

when a man is unable to find the vagina on an extremely fat woman, and in his frustration and urgency, begins to fuck her fat folds in substitution. he commonly will aim for the stomach, sometimes entering the bellybutton. the woman is usually hairy, which give the man the sensation similar to that of fucking a yeti.

Thomas was so drunk last night, he got desperate and gave Tara a fat yeti.

by go fuck yo' self December 7, 2009