Someone with absolutely no glute development or "ass." people who suffer from flat-crack are incapable of defacting without pain. Hank hill is the most popular public figure known to suffer from the disorder. Pants are constantly falling down on these people, causing general discomfort in those im the proximity of sufferers. Common actions like wiping the buttocks is not a simple procedure for those with flat-crack.
Person A: "hey, have you seen Kevin?"
Person B: "yea i saw that flat-cracked motherfucker earlier walking around the bar inciting perturbation in fellow patrons and staff."
Person A: "yea, typical Kevin..."
Person B: "yea i saw that flat-cracked motherfucker earlier walking around the bar inciting perturbation in fellow patrons and staff."
Person A: "yea, typical Kevin..."
by muncleowns August 5, 2016
Get the Flat-crackmug. by asystole September 13, 2009
Get the snatch crackmug. by specialist984 July 30, 2015
Get the zombie crackmug. by 061005 November 10, 2018
Get the Emo Crackmug. When a homeless man/woman aquires a television set, but, realizing he/she cannot use it, sells it for crack or other drugs.
"I realized that after my electronics store was robbed the homeless people in the alley across the street were high more often, probably from selling a cracked TV.
by Bass Drop Donnie July 3, 2012
Get the Cracked TVmug. Scabs you get on your face from doing a GANG of crack, then picking at them because you did a GANG of crack.
Joey has a GANG of crack scabs because he picks at his crack face, because he smoked a GANG of crack.
by Tehshunz December 21, 2009
Get the Crack Scabsmug. by tinkertailor November 3, 2009
Get the crack winemug.