dad

come home

please dad

by your daily dose of cancer March 26, 2020

No Dadded

When you beat the shit out of someone in a dealer in CRIMINALITY BETA on The platform known as ROBLOX, or one 'tap' someone with an ithaca (preferably 'super shotty') while they are at 100% health points.

GET NO DADDED FUCKER!
brooo i got no dadded at 100% health, what the fuck is this game?

by Phromes January 4, 2022

Dad

The first real man in your life.
Strong, caring, motivating, selfless, one-of-a-kind.
He loves you, comforts you, supports you and helps you, no matter what.
Also known as son's first hero and daughter's first love.

Person: Who's your favourite hero?
Me: Definitely my dad. He's so great.. supportive, loving, kind.

by xlovexchaosx March 20, 2021

Your dad is mine

lol dilf

blah blah Your dad is mine (dilf)

by claireisadilf June 17, 2021

ur mom ur dad the one u never had

the only thing worse than every thing else

maisy:ur mom

daisy:ur dad

maisy:the one u never had

*instant death for daisy*

useof ur mom ur dad the one u never had

by mc crispy May 17, 2025

DAD

Dumb ass dog

Yep that's a DAD
Bailey just had surgery and should be laying down but she's such a DAD
He's such a DAD he eats his own poop!

by TBGibby November 26, 2020

Jacks Dad

When you slip in the shower and your dad walks in but instead of helping you he Teabags you instead.

My mate took a tumble in the shower and hid dad pulled off a classic Jacks Dad

by SICKTRIX. February 16, 2021