Drunk Chicken

A drunk chicken can be one of four things each with a similar meaning.

1. A legit chicken that has ingested too much alcohol in one serving

2. A chicken that is super crazy or wacky

3. A very very drunk person who is acting like a dork or a chicken

4. A CRAZY human that is acting like they are drunk even though they have not in any way shape or form had any alcohol

How they are said

(1) Woah, Cierra that one drunk chicken!

(2) this chicken is acting like a drunk chicken

(3) hey, hey, hey, Mckenley, your a drunk chicken you can't drive!

(4) Emma, are you trying to look like a drunk chicken right now?

by THE OG DRUNK CHICKEN SQUAD! September 20, 2018

Pluck a chicken

A reluctant handjob.

I had to pluck a chicken last night for my boyfriend.

by JonJacobson July 24, 2018

Chicken Muffin

A Nickname for a/your dog.

Kristen: Scott look it's a chicken Muffin.

Scott: Kristen that's not a chicken Muffin it's a dog.

by Wild_things69 May 1, 2018

Chicken nugget

a chicken in pieces; also has a best friend as a chicken; and chicken nuggets loves the chicken

The chicken nugget is so happy that the chicken came in her life.

by 💗💗🌞 February 7, 2017

stuffed chicken

The use of a whole, skinned and de-feathered chicken for the purpose of male masturbation. The technique was popularized in the mid 1800s in Southern Louisiana and is said to provide distinctive flavoring to chicken dishes prepared using this technique.

I have a stuffed chicken that I'm going to bake it in the oven at 350 for twenty five minutes.

by Silly c white November 13, 2013

chicken waffle

A sexual act with a close friend's mother in which the male places his penis between the females butt cheeks while the female holds her butt cheeks together. The male then moves back and forth in a typical sexual motion until copulation occurs. Similar to the titty fuck except with butt cheeks. There is no actual penetration.

Tyron: Yo Darius' we got any chicken left ?
Darius "No brah, but I chicken waffled your mom last night"
Tyron: That doesn't help my situation.

by Matticus84 October 8, 2013

chicken stuffed

This is an event when you and all your homies take out the same girl to the local chicken joint. Then you buy a couple of drumsticks, go back home, and get to stuffin' (anal)

remember that time we all chicken stuffed that realtor? she was shittin' chicken for days!

by chickenstuffer69 June 4, 2018