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Brain Surgeon

When a man or a woman grasps and chokes a mans sack and then starts licking and poking the bulbous result with his or her tongue.
by grandolmasterroshi January 25, 2011
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Brain Job

A girl or guy who is an excessive oral sex giver and that may take money for his or her deeds or not.
by Robbby ottss February 12, 2009
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Brain Bleeder

a substance usualy a hard drugthat makes your brain bleed. tripple c will usualy do the trick.
man i was all up on those brain bleeders last night.
by shenzy August 8, 2008
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Brain-Panned

past tense Verb; The act of causing one to loose ones train of thought as well as the ability to carry on thoughts associated with said sequence of thought
"I kept trying to study but my friends totally brain-panned me this weekend"

"Me and my girlfriend were about to go at it and then you came in and brain-panned us!"

"I've been trying to look up what was wrong with my car and youtube brain-panned me"
by jseow August 23, 2011
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Spaghetti Brains

verb
The act of turning your brain into spaghetti with a shotgun because life is depressing.
See Kurt Cobain'd
me: Hey do you have a shotgun?
friend: No? Why?
me: I'm trying to turn my brain in too spaghetti,
friend: Spaghetti brains?
me: Spaghetti brains :(
by iEatNoodlez_ May 10, 2018
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Brain Amoeba

I don't want it in muh brains! Get out muh brains amoeba! Brain Amoeba NOOOO!!
Hym "Holy shit is that a thing!? Are there amoebas in my brains!?!? What kind of monster would create such a... Oh... Right..."

Iam "Yeah... Brain amoeba is probably the most horrific thing I've of heard of recently. It is both tragic and sad... I'm sad..."

Hym "They need to put a warning label on those things. 'Be careful! An amoeba might eat your brains if you use this!' Why is that even something you should have to worry about!? Stop using that shit. Immediately. I command it."
by Hym Iam May 24, 2022
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brain blower

n: A person who feigns interest in another, very smart person just so that the brainy one will do their homework.

n: A morbid or depressed individual with a secret desire to publicly shoot themselves in the mouth, temple, or under the chin. Usually this form of suicide is their chief fantasy.

n: An unusually tough math problem.
If stupid Dax doesn't want to fail Algebra again he's gonna have to become a major brain blower.

Mary told me she thought about keeping a handgun in her backpack; I think she's a brain blower.

Fuck this Geometry bullshit... #8 is a SERIOUS brain blower!
by MC Bella December 9, 2008
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