eric paul johnson

A person who cries as he ejaculates and proceeds to drink the tears and semen. He once ran for class president but lost to a chalkboard eraser. At the age of 15 he discovered that his father is actually half a turkey and bacon sandwich. People have speculated as to EPJ's sexual orientation, with the top possible orientations being: the attraction to elder mountain goats, attracted to David Caruso's sunglasses or the attraction to Steve Buscemi's elbow crook. He once voted for Mikhail Gorbachev in American idol.

yeah that eric paul johnson, what a useless gaseous mass.

by yeah, him June 2, 2011

Paul Van Sickle

A slang word for a tall, dirty, hippie, usually wears proper dress. Also known as Cavemen, or Yetis.

Look at the Paul Van Sickle, he probably doesn't shower

by Kronnnniks March 11, 2010

John Paul Jones

The founder of the navy, not to be confused with the Led Zeppelin bassist.

John Paul Jones the navy guy is greater than the bassist John Paul Jones.

by rome clone November 11, 2004

Saint Paul, MN

A town who's roads don't make any sense unless you're loaded on LSD. The stinking arm pit of Minneapolis.

I'd meet you in Saint Paul but I don't want to have to take another shower when I get back home.

by Minneapolis Joe October 28, 2004

jake paul

a famous YouTuber that has 18 million subs

my favorite youtube is jake paul

by daddy paul 16 January 27, 2021

john paul jones

The multi-talented "fourth member" of Led Zeppelin. Jones was mostly a bassist, but has played many stringed instruments and keyboards and has worked with dozens of bands.

Can be used to refer to any highly-talented individual who is forgotten among legendary peers.

"Who were the members of Led Zeppelin?"
"Jimmy Page, Robert Plant, John Bonham...fuck, I forgot the other guy..."

Earle Combs played next to Ruth and Gehrig for the Yankees of the '20s and '30s. He hit .325 in his career yet is forgotten by all but the most dedicated fans; he was the John Paul Jones of the team.

by C-Mills February 26, 2008

ariana 'n' paul

super couple. with a great dog and holiday card.

we gather here today to remember chester. arian and i (paul) would like to thank you for coming.

happy new year
love the holmes
ariana 'n' paul

by SWEETO6 April 18, 2010