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Nut gasket

When you have accidently grabbed a testicle and pulled it up during ejaculation, this is the process of popping it.
"Oi crikey mate I've popped a nut gasket
by Suace_packet June 22, 2019
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The nut cycle

The cycle of increasing power in the Nut hierarchy. There are 4 main layers, those being Nutman, Nut Lord, Nut Master, and the almighty Nut God. To become Nutman, one must complete one No Nut November successfully, which only grants the title of Nutman. Nut lord requires a 3 years of victorious Novembers, which allows for the spell "Fat Nut", which triples the amount of nut you produce (one day cooldown). Nut Master requires 5 consecutive Novembers, however it allows for the choice of twin-spelling your nut, or Nut-eye, which brings your aim to a molecular level. Nut God is unexplored so far, as none have attempted to achieve it (until now). One must win 20 Novembers in a row, and they become a waterbender of nut, as well as an undiscovered power. There also exists the trial of Blue, which can bring a lowly Nutman up to Nut-Godhood, which entails giving yourself blue balls every day of November.
Leroy: Have you heard that Timothy is attempting the jump across the nut cycle?
Horton: No way! I'd he doing the trial of Blue?
Leroy: yep, soon we'll all discover the prizes of the rank of Nut God!
by Timothy, Nut-Lord November 20, 2019
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Nut coat

where the entire torso of a person is covered in cum resembling a coat.
want to come back to my place and get a nut coat?
by B_BooBerry May 18, 2020
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nut spackled

Nut spackled is the act of getting a cock shot so hard that you fall down and stay there for long periods of time.
Person one: bro did you see Kyle get nut spackled during dodge ball.

Person two: ya he got fucking destroyed
by Igotmydickstuckinatoaster September 24, 2019
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flex a nut

To undertake extraordinary measures to accomplish a task
It's gonna be hard to get with her, because she's married. But she's so fine I'm going to flex a nut to make it happen
by jbott3000 January 6, 2017
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Nut Flood

When someone busts a heavy amount of nut.
Guy: I’m bouta nut all over the place.
Girl: Guess it’s gonna be a NUT FLOOD.
by daddy5774 May 15, 2018
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Pure Nut

Ejaculation achieved via solely the thought of ejaculation i.e. no fantasies, porn, toys or physical assistance.
Because of his isolation from the world, he achieved a pure nut.
by Gabrielfunkglop April 8, 2021
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