Jordan

The sexiest cunt alive. Jordans get all the bitches. If u see a Jordan with blue eyes, brown hair, and a nice beard. Take him and don’t let him go. He’s the biggest sex god there is. Can make you cum in just 2 seconds of his fat huge cock inside you. Jordan’s are the best. Go and get you’re very own Jordan now.

1: wow who is that over there?!
2: that’s jordan. The one with the big ass dick :)

by Beep beep123 November 22, 2021

Pulling a Jordan

Suddenly and abruptly blocking and dropping all communication with a large group of friends with little to no explanation.

I can’t believe Cristian is Pulling a Jordan on us!

by aaronvark September 3, 2025

Michael Jordan Mentality

What Brodee Floyd doesn’t have

“Jhit don’t got Michael Jordan Mentality”

by BIGGERBEEF January 29, 2022

Jordan

Jordan is a Tall Sexy Mexican Guy who will always grab your attention no matter what

Who’s that dilf over their? that’s Jordan

by Tzrezy April 5, 2022

jordan broderick

a dick head that fucks with his best friends exes and can seem to keep a gf

Person1 : You know jordan broderick?
Person2: yeah he’s such a fucking pussy!

by meeboop August 15, 2021

Jordan

The most sexiest man alive, doesn’t give a fuck about what others say and does his own shit. Jordan’s are usually british fucks that accept ‘NO BALLS’ challenges. Another name for Jordan is Jessica, usually when Jordan fucks himself over for 1k.

Jordan is a bitch, jk ily

by ZeroVeles May 14, 2018

Jordan

A gay girl/guy who loves to get it on!!

Damn I want to be with her she such a jordan

by Bob the builder678 July 1, 2016