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Boner Texting

The act of texting a hot woman while in possession of a raging boner in hopes of getting her to come over and take care of it. Is frequently triggered by watching porn and ends abruptly once the person in possesion of said boner has blown his load (usually by means of his own hand)
Oh man, I really gotta quit boner texting hailey everytime I watch an Alexis Texas video.
by Juscallmecaptain March 11, 2009
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boner sandwich

What you say when something bad, annoying, or disappointing happens. Basically the same as "that sucks" or "too bad."
person1: I tried to call him, but he wasn't home :(
person2: Boner sandwich.
by bandcampgirl183 September 26, 2005
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clam boner

A clitoral erection and the heightened horniness of a female after the consumption of two or more alcoholic drinks.
I'm getting tipsy, I feel a clam boner comin' on!
by The Great Applebottom December 26, 2008
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stage boner

a term used for when a person feels attraction to another person while that person is performing/singing
devin gives me such a stage boner!

when josh was singing that one note i got a massive stage boner!
by morrisgillian June 15, 2018
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Reluctant Boner

A sudden, uncontrollable erection , that mysteriously springs up at the most innappropriate times imaginable. Such as; during job interviews for teaching pisitions, while testifying in front of a jury when your looking at life in prison, during political debates when your running for office, on your wedding night dancing with all your in laws but not when you dance with your wife, and when meeting your girlfriends five year old Bruce for the first time. Often , medical intervention is necassary, and you probably will need to retain a lawyer as most people report reluctant boners as sexual assaults. These are highly embarrassing erections , and can sometimes be fatal. Be prepared to leave town, as trying to explain a reluctant boner just makes it worse.
My ass is red as,my cheeks because a reluctant boner made an unfortunate appearance just as I met my girlfriend's baby sister and now I've got to move out of town.
by Triflegirl August 11, 2018
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Meaty Boner

A delicious doggy treat for bitches of any sex.
Bitches from around the world would love as their owner, because I always come home and give them Meaty Boner!
by TheTrueOger68! January 2, 2021
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Class Boner

When your pecking bird gets to restless in the middle of a presentation and every one in the class sees it.
Look at him he just had a Class Boner it’s so tiny
by Xxxgodxxx9 November 8, 2019
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