sweet potato balls

An expression to show shock or amazment. Such as holy hell.

Sweet potato balls! I haven't seen him in years!!!

by Muhahahanafawnabanana September 22, 2005

Mr. Potato Charming

A mythical hybrid man that is a cross between Prince Charming and Mr. Potato Head. Women want the prince charming that is 100% perfect, but then also need a man that will be able to change to suit their whims at any given moment.

Quote by Chris Rock -

You can never make a woman happy, it's impossible. I've never met a happy woman in my life. They're always complaining about something. You can f@&k a woman with a diamond d#^k and make her come ten times, and she'll still complain. "Why did you make me come so hard? This diamond d#^k is cloudy, why didn't you go to Tiffany's? You're so f@&king cheap."

"She is looking for Mr. Potato Charming"

by Sundevilsoul April 10, 2010

california potato chip

a potato chip made in california

by Blah October 30, 2003

twice baked potato

A turd that has been replaced in the butthole then crapped out a second time.

My leg was asleep and I didn't feel like getting up so I just grabbed a floater out of the toilet and stuck it back in for a twice baked potato.

by c. rollz October 19, 2013

sweet potato cave

A sweet potato with a hole cut out filled with butter.

I can't believe you've never had a sweet potato cave!

by Deathnote L April 24, 2014

pissed like a potato

Means your really, really drunk. Preferably off Some sort of vodka.

"man, Im pissed like a potato."

by KIKI274 September 15, 2007

all that meat and no potatos

Refers to an unusually beautiful and/or well-endowed woman who is clueless.

I understand why Todd likes Bonnie, but whoa, talk about a case of all that meat and no potatos!

by Jim&Sally February 18, 2009