Dick Sucking Angry

When a female (Or gay man) Gets so angry at their cheating significant other they begin thinking about all the dicks they're going to suck to get revenge.

"Oooohhhh, I'm so dick sucking angry right now Karen. Carl's cheating on me again. I think I'll hit up his cousin Trevor and see how he likes that."

"Get that dick Girl! Wooo!"

by VandalCameron November 28, 2018

Dick Brain

When your dick is so hard, you see the veins bulging out of the head.

Damn bro she so hot, I know man she’s giving me a serious case of dick Brain.

by Dick_Brain_Pain_23 November 15, 2019

Whole animal dick energy

when a circumcised dude compares/ references the intact penis (uncircumcised ) as a wild animal (Anteater, Aardvark, Naked Mole Rat and etc.). It should be taken as a compliment.

Butthead: “I'm so glad my mom had me circumcised.
I'd hate to have a little aardvark between my legs.”
Beavis: “What?! You’re just mad that my schlong has whole animal dick energy!”

by Honey Badger 28 August 20, 2025

berry dick

Adj. When a penis is engorged with herpes and looks like a raspberry.

I saw a movie about VD in health class today, some guy with herpes had a berry dick.

by Dr. Jekyll&Mr.Hyde December 26, 2018

big dick disorder

Having a big long dick and usually stand and walk weird

I have a big dick disorder that’s why I walk like that

by Matt Bando March 14, 2023

Dick Schnausel

Someone that likes to schnausel the dicks

Person 1* Man matthew is such a dick schnausel

by Dick doodle March 7, 2025

Urban Dick

An Urban Dick is someone that posts definitions on Urban Dictionary solely to insult his/her friend, ex, school, celebrity or politician. They usually use personal pronouns, real names and or inside jokes in the definition.

Man 1: I was voting the other day and say the word "Emily"
Man 2: What's that mean
Man 1: "Someone who cheats on people and acts like a bitch"
Man 2: Fuckin Urban Dicks man, they're everywhere!

by Brief Velkoz May 24, 2019