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Dick Validator

"Dick Validator" (Noun):
A whimsical term referring to a man in a humorous context. In this creative concept, the term suggests a man is responsible for affirming or confirming adherence to stereotypical notions of masculinity. It is used in a “Manly” fashion and in a satirical manner to denote the act of granting a figurative seal of approval to actions or traits deemed conventionally "Manly." Dick Validators may also be referred to as the “Manus” (Man-Iss) in some social settings. This term is not associated with any legitimate validation process or formal recognition in reality.
"As Little Johnny reached the age of thirteen, his quirky family decided to celebrate his transition to adolescence with a whimsical ceremony. In a lighthearted gesture, Uncle Bob, adorned with a comically oversized mustache, assumed the role of the 'Dick Validator,' playfully assessing Johnny's ability to tie a tie, throw a punch, and open a stubborn pickle jar. The family laughed as Uncle Bob, in a 'Manly' fashion, bestowed a mockingly serious 'Manus' seal of approval, officially recognizing Johnny's entrance into the realm of stereotypical masculinity."
by BB COOL November 15, 2023
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Dick

Something u don't have
by ordiliam June 6, 2018
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National grab dick day

On April 12th, it’s national grab dick day. When you walk by him grab his dick
Just walk by and grab his dick, it’s “national grab dick day
by BRI lewis April 11, 2019
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Dagger Dick

Big dick. Like BIIIIG dick. I'm talking like too big to deepthroat like this dick is prob 10 inches.
Jerome: My dagger dick finna rip open ur*blank*
*female: then why is ur ruler marked at 2.5 inches?
by XXXDESTRUCION May 11, 2019
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Green dick

Whenever u have sex for the first time and ur dick turns green
Omg did u know why his dick was green. He had sex for the first time? He got the green dick
by Hhhhgrrrr March 3, 2022
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Dick ditching dyke

A woman who is married to a man for 40 years comes out to be lesbian.
David, I am going to have to leave you because I am a dick ditching dyke
by Doobery! June 30, 2011
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dick hanger

When you're in the club grinding on someone and you get half hard, then leave to grind on someone else.

A cliff hanger, you let the person know how big your dick is then leave before it gets too good or continue telling a story.
Oh wow man I left a bunch of dick hangers in there.

So she couldnt fit the whole thing in her mouth right...
by pseudo nympho May 30, 2016
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