welcome to my murder hotel

An invitation to a bukakke party and gangbang ceremony

welcome to my murder hotel kj

by quartz89 January 28, 2022

My dick

13 feet long but actually 20 but I don’t wanna scare anyone

My dick is 13 feet long

by Jennatools July 2, 2022

Crush my sun

Make a lines from cocaine.

He crush my sun on the toilet desk.

by WillShake August 3, 2019

be my bedtime

when you want someone to be ur bestie but you're too scared to ask them.

Jim : be my bedtime?

Harper : ofc I'll be ur bedtime

by stinkycatsdothestankyleg December 27, 2022

Balls in my poop

Ping pong balls

Ping pong is terrible balls in my poop

by Master oogway is daddy April 29, 2022

Decorated my situation

When someone has gotten laid

We went back to my place, and she totally decorated my situation!

by Jenasis September 22, 2017

Fiddle with my Pickle

Touch my dick. Play with it. Tickle it. Fiddle with my penis.

Kenley: "Please daddy fiddle with my pickle"
James: "I mean if you down I would gladly."

by DickLicker9001 February 24, 2023