Dick-Band

The Dick-Band is a phenomenon in which a male individual who is wearing a belt, has the excess length of the belt draping/flopping around in front of his leg, almost as if to represent his self-proclaimed cock size for any and all to lay eyes upon and bow before.

Person 1: "Dude, remember in middle school when all the preps and jocks would tighten their belts and make the excess length hang down in front of their leg to show people their dick size? They all just walked around school sporting dick-bands like it was their jobs!"

Person 2: "What..?"

by JohnnyHopscotch69 August 10, 2023

Steve’s Dick

When something is so giant or massive

That guys dick is really big but not as big as Steve’s Dick

by Jeremy Douche Stewart September 7, 2022

baker's dick

A dick of a length matching exactly eleven inches in length, of any girth. Similar to a subway dick, but one inch smaller.

The dude I fucked last night had a baker's dick. It was huge.

by Drunkbastard1337 April 21, 2017

Small Dick Energy

Andrew Tate and his supporters

Person 1: "He supports Andrew Tate and his morals"

Person 2: "that gives off such small dick energy!!"

by daphyducks January 3, 2023

Gradey Dick

Those who know 💀

“Did you see Gradey Dick cooked”
“What you mean by that?”

by The goat is Steph curry December 12, 2024

stuck my dick in the yak

I put my dick in a very difficult situation

I don't know if I want to date her yet, I kind of stuck my dick in the yak with this one

by a_dibax11 September 2, 2016

Fever Dick

When you contract the flu,COVID or some type of other ailment and one of the symptoms is your genitalia is abnormally hot.

When you hitting them cheeks and she looks back asking if you been sick cause that fever dick

by Dr.dilly December 21, 2022