Dick worker

my hand.

my hand is working my dick very well
Such a great dick worker

by Lamp stick light October 3, 2019

Dick bulb moment

The moment you have an erection and your penis innovates a new idea for a sexual position.

Babe I have a dick bulb moment, turn sideways and upside down and let me fuck you from the back

by Shirtman22 May 4, 2021

Dick

Someone who is an extremely rude person

Ryan the dick went to play football

by Lilalovesryan February 16, 2022

munson dick scream

When you force a ghost pepper down your pee slit. The shock to your penis makes it scream like a little bitch

Ken went downstairs and we heard this weird noise coming from down there. We fear he was doing the Munson Dick Scream

by The fun bunch May 8, 2018

Sucking Dick

Sometimes used in NYC slang, it's a term used to say someone is always on your case, or alway worried about you.

"Why that nigga always sucking dick"
"Tell that lil bitch sucking dick"
"All the opp motherfuckers, always sucking dick.

by Manii Gzz July 27, 2022

Ninja dick

When a guy sends a pic or video of his penis without warning. it comes out of nowhere like a ninja

I was messaging jack about the school work, then all of a sudden out of nowhere he sent ninja dick.

by humansvs aliens January 1, 2017

Dick jerky

The Act of cutting off one's penis, frying it and letting it dry into jerky before feeding it to your loved ones.

"Hey Betty, ready for sum Dick jerky?"

by TehStateofZen June 11, 2022