Superstar Dick

It's when you find someone only decently attractive but because they're famous they're really hot, and you want to hook up with them. Like Adam Sandler. Or that fat guy with the mustache from 'N Sync.

Maddy: Dude, you should totally hook up with the star quarterback.

Jenna: Why? He isn't even cute.

Maddy: SUPERSTAR DICK.

by megyqc December 16, 2011

Flaming Dick

When you coat your dick in hand sanitizer and light it on fire. You the proceed to fuck a woman and cum before it goes out or burns the dick off.

I did a flaming dick to this bitch last night and lost my right nut. Still had a blast tho!

by Biggie dick November 30, 2018

annoying dick

xander humes

your an annoying dick

by midnightrolexmas March 9, 2020

GooGoo Dick

The act of getting cummies all over your whiskey dick while tackling a growling land shark.

Aw man I got all fucked up on C4 and peppermint schnapps. I took this beast to my buddy's sister's room, laid her out but only ended up with GooGoo Dick

by Crb4590 November 15, 2019

Dick Chipper

An individual with braces that does a really bad job at giving head.

May also apply to someone with sharp, snaggled teeth.

I can wait for Sonja to get her braces off. Finally she won’t be a dick chipper. That shit hurts.

My uncle is a dick chipper. His teeth are too sharp.

by Eaton Holgoode December 5, 2017

dick wetness

The penis becomes moist and oversaturated due to stimulation

Ayo................ DICK WETNESS!

by plugDrew October 3, 2019

Dick Cheney

-The second vice president of the US not actually ELECTED into that office. Only thing is, Cheney's not actually the *vice* president. He'd calling the shorts and doing the work of the president cuz Bush is too dumb.

-Said "Go fuck yourself !" on the floor of the senate.

- Voted AGAINST the proposal to formally condemn Nelson Mandela's imprisonment.

-Cares more about HIS money that other people's lives.

-Former CEO of Haliburton.

They say that Dick Cheney is having heart problems, which is suprising beucause i didnt think he HAD a heart...

by TBnJ04 August 5, 2004