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alabama porkchop

Something in a fancy restaurant someone by the name of say, Latasha Marie would order. Also commonly cooked by an incest person and with a side of purple crusty toenails.
Hi my name is Latasha Marie and I would absolutely love some... alabama porkchop
by ☆★Midas★☆ May 1, 2022
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Alabama buttflood

The act of having anal sex in the shower with a woman. However, right when you cum, her butthole spontaneously combusts with diarrhea on your dick
She was an attractive woman, but everything changed when the Alabama buttflood attacked.
by Buttflooder November 26, 2019
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Alabama Piss Tour

When you into a Bucee’s gas station and piss a little and one toilet and go to the next one, trying to hold in your pee each time you piss so that you can piss in as many toilets as possible.
Hey man, I just had the best Alabama Piss Tour in Bucee’s man, there were so many toilets dude, I got at least 10!
by Gabe JoHanna June 28, 2025
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Alabama Oatmeal

Before fucking you put oatmeal in your partners asshole and give them anal once they cum you use the cum as milk and the oatmeal.
I was fucking my pug batman and gave him an Alabama Oatmeal.
by Noah666999 October 18, 2019
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The Alabama breathalyzer

An act of oral copulation where the male(or w.e.)takes a goatsie(see def.)position. The other partner will then orally populate from the rear position.
"Dude the bbq was litty, your mom gave me the Alabama breathalyzer. And nobody saw shit."
by Thor Lakeshore January 6, 2021
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Alabama Penguin Slider

When a dump is so sticky and large that it slides down the side of the toilet bowl so slow and long enough for you to see after finishing that you witness it's movement before flushing.
"Dude get in here and check out this Alabama Penguin Slider I just dropped while it's still going!"
by r3dm4n May 23, 2024
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alabama knuckle popper

When one inserts his/her fingers, one by one, into his/her cousins rectum. Snapping each finger backwards until all are broken.
Wife: Give me an Alabama knuckle popper.
Husband: WTF!!!
Wife: Put your fingers in my ass, and break them.
Husband: NO!
Wife: DO IT PUSSY!
by Hugh_Janus53 September 4, 2018
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