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Goat

(Im making a ACUAL definition of goat bc all these STUPID ppl say it's greatest of all time, WERE TALKIN' BOUT THE ANIMAL HERE!!) anyways...

A goat is a fluffy Little mini deer. It can sometimes have horns, and it's poop is shaped like raisins. The main pet goat is the pigmey. But the milk goat is also common. GOATS ARE ADORABLE, OKAY? anyways, there is also a very small breed called the Nigerian. It mostly has blue eyes and a paint coat. (Btw, baby goats are adorable, and goat birth is disgusting)
Mark: MAN!!! LOOK AT THAT SEXY GOAT!!!!
Lucy: yo man dats creepay.

Connor: did u see what Laney posted on her ig yesterday??

Mariah: no, what was it??
Connor: it was a goat birth!

Mariah: EW that sounds DISGUSTING!
Connor: yeah, it was, but the baby was adorable!!
by Lil Pouch June 12, 2018
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goat girl

A modern style of music with a heavy vibrato
Person 1: Hey drop that goat girl
Person 2: Hieyiahhieyiah
by Yo_Diggity13 May 31, 2016
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GOAT

acronym for 'Greatest Of All Time'.
by gary_the_goat April 2, 2024
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floaty goat

when a penis floats in a body of water (usually a bathtub)
"yeah man I was taking a bath yesterday and I had a floaty goat"
by darewe August 1, 2023
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The goat of X

A user of the site X (formerly known as twitter) who could be named the greatest on the site.
"have you seen @deesucksass? they're the goat of X!"
by traxe January 7, 2025
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Goat

Greatest of all time is a common acronym for this word.

This person is usually the best at everything
Franco is a goat!!!
by XTimaX August 4, 2022
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Al Goat Simulator

People who are called al goat simulator are usually pale white boys with a strong nose and they look like they have durable skulls like a goat.
Khalat:"AL GOAT SIMULATOR"
the goat simulator: "cmon man"
by CommandGames February 23, 2023
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