Andrew

Andrew is basically an adult midget. He has stopped growing and is still waiting on his growth spurt. He is also intelligent when he feels like it but that's not very often. He also has an big penis.

Person :Omg Andrew is so weird
Friend: Yeah I know right he has a weird dick

by CIC#1hornerman November 20, 2023

Andrew

Andrew - a lacrosse playing fuck, who enjoys mediocre spaghetti and shit sitcoms such and friends, Frazier, and Seinfeld.

Hey who took an Andrew in the employee bathroom.

by T-rex37 June 9, 2021

andrew garfield

THE SEXIEST MAN ON PLANET EARF

DUDE ANDREW GARFIELD IS HOT ASH IN TASM 💥💥

by seriza July 29, 2023

Andrew

An Andrew is like a love bird. The farthest and deepest you can get into love? That’s him.

Andrew’s laugh is a contagious one that spells smile backwards his smile and the thing he does with his tongue sometimes when smiling…ohmygosh
A fun-loving man that I am proud to call my own.

Oh, Andrew S? He is the love bird MASTA!

by QueenOfHearts777 June 8, 2024

Andrew Coen

Witerally just Andrew ….. Witerally.

I just Andrew Coen my pants.

by Trevor Hawkins March 20, 2024

Andrew

He is someone who will infuriate you as soon as they start to talk. He will make you want to pull your hair out because of the words he uses. Andrew's are some of the loneliest people in the world. He has a ton of women wrapped around his finger in Texas and only texas because texas women want him.

Person 1: (In Texas) Is that an Andrew.
Person 2: Yeah I want him so bad.

by FromamaninlovewithAndrew April 11, 2022

Andrew

An Andrew is unnecessarily competitive in all aspects of life. Despite this, he is most likely to be found sleeping until 1pm or watching youtube for 13 hours a day instead of doing any sort of productive activity. He is probably vegan.

Person A: I'm not coming to the BBQ, I'm a vegan.

Person B: Ok Andrew.

Person A: I would win if I tried, but I'd watch youtube videos instead. But I would beat you if I wanted to.

Person B: Please shut up and stop being such an Andrew.

by ezrawolff August 12, 2020