Jack robertson

Jack Robertson he is pure solid and the coolest person in millburn

Person 1: do you know Jack robertson?

Person 2: yes he is so cool he smokes weed and drinks vodka but I'm scared of him.

by Strong jack robertson December 15, 2019

Ghost Jacking

The act of masturbating in one's sleep or while so intoxicated that you don't remember the act.

My wife said I wouldn't quit ghost jacking when I came home from the pub last night.

by Sen5ei9 September 1, 2016

jack shower

When you jerk off in the shower

I think he's taking a jack shower he's been in there for a while

by #4Choclvr September 16, 2017

Jack Time

To shoot up a school

I’ve had enough, I can’t take it anymore, it’s time for some Jack time

by JackPavlick December 8, 2021

Straddle jack

Two men riding on a single motorcycle

“Hey Jeff, I really need a ride!”

“You can ride with me but I only have my motorcycle so we’ll have to straddle jack”
“Perfect! I love good straddle jack.”

by Ilovevds May 27, 2021

Jack moment

A Jack moment is when someone makes an unfunny Sus joke or normal joke that’s cliche

Nate: oh I’m bout kick your ass
Jack: I’m bouta eat your ass
Kayden: Jack moment

by Doritomuncher January 9, 2022

shark jacking

Masturbating a male shark.

As seen on Dog Bites Man on Comedy Central.

Shark jacking is the most common injury of spring breakers in florida. They swim out to a shark infested area with meat tied around their ankles and when sharks attack, they roll the sharks on their backs and masturbate the shark.

by MonCor August 28, 2006