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barack egg roll

When a woman sticks her tit in the dillhole of a man as she lactates and the man semens, causing excruciating pain for the man.
I don't want a fucking barack egg roll, that shit fucking hurts.
by fffffffffffs November 29, 2011
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(Egg) Zack Leigh

Egg- Zack- Leigh
The most amazing person on the face of the planet. Has a slightly big forehead but an even bigger heart. Loves dogs, and reeses peanut butter cups. Hates bananas and anything squishy.

Beautiful eyes and an even more beautiful soul. Gives amazing hugs when you need assurance and love, and is always there when you need to laugh or cry.

Words can't even begin to describe.
"He's an awesome director, (Egg) Zack Leigh!"
by Begiggledorf December 23, 2011
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Egg Drop Soup

When you cum inside a girl while she pisses on your dick.
"Me and my girl had sex last night and made some egg drop soup, if you know what I mean. ;)"

"There was egg drop soup all over the place after I banged her last night."
by Banabumfrog October 17, 2021
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Bad Egg Day

when you are having a bad day, when things aren't going right.
john: "hows it going?"

craig: "pretty bad, having a bad egg day..missed GLEE :("
by craigmacglee April 1, 2010
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Rack off an egg

To wank ones own johnson to release a build up of jizz. Same as having a pull, choking the chicken, beat the meat, Spanking the monkey etc.
1. She got me so worked up and left I had to go to my room and rack off an egg!!

2. I love to lay in bed and rack off an egg!!
by FritzOskeniA September 8, 2010
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st. louis style eggs

Two eggs cooked any fashion. After finishing the eggs, board any St. Louis City metro bus and masturbate.
This morning I finished my St. Louis style eggs on the No. 12345 bus.
by coolrockt October 13, 2006
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