Christian

He likes Alisha 😍💕❤️ He dates her *sheessh* but Alisha found trinity…

Christian: hey baby girl
Alisha: *twerks* were over. I found a better girlfriend.
Christian: GAY BITC-
Trinity: leave her alone 😭😭

by Himhimherher November 24, 2021

Angsty Christian

A “Christian” fasher who gets angsty for no reason.

Your really being a ANGSTY CHRISTIAN right now

by Youhasbeenyeeted April 13, 2019

Christian

Christian is the best boyfriend ever. we all need a Christian in our lives. He is sweet, funny, caring and every green flag there can be.

So if you meet someone named Christian ask him out immediately because you might never meet such an amazing person again

You: Hey is your name christian?
Him: yes.
You: will you be my boyfriend?
Him: yes!

by Loofy_edits November 6, 2022

Christian

Christian is an interesting boy. He may not care as much about learning, but he does care about other things. Christian is usually a runner, both long and short distance. They like to try out new things and make friends with random people. Christian likes making long and complicated handshakes; it’s one of his specialties. Lastly, Christian has a good sense of humor, he doesn’t take things too personally.

Thing 1: that kid refuse to come to study session! He demands on going to cross country practice.

Thing 2: really? Must be Christian.

by heirofwords September 6, 2019

christian

CHEATER

that christian is a lousy, ass eating, cheater

by bitchasswhore6969 June 2, 2020

Christian Twist

hammer a nail through your penis into a hefty piece of wood (preferably a crucifix) then spin around and around twisting up your shit like a crazy beach lollypop

That sick fucker thinks he's Jesus, gave himself a Christian Twist.

by arrbby July 1, 2011

no hate like Christian love

Christians say they spread love, but actually they spread a lot of hatred. For instance, Christians propagate that God loves everyone, but that non-believers will burn in torment forever. Or "God accepts everyone as they are, but queers are sinners who must suffer a heteronormative life till their deaths"; that a woman is the same creation of God as men, but must submit to them

-Jesus loves you
-ok, I don't care
- you'll burn in hell!!! repent while you still can, or you'll regret it!
-no hate like Christian love

by Donoav March 22, 2025