special male friend

n. Related to the special lady friend, a not-quite-boyfriend of a female.
An ideal application would include the female and male knowing each other for a while, possible having dated for a brief time, still fucking around once in a while, and being generally close friends, but still remaining single.
Originating from the film "The Big Lebowski".

Bill knows he is only her special male friend, she is
definiately a puma and can't be tamed.

by c. penelope January 5, 2009

The Ronald McDonald Special

The practice of jizzing all over a girl's face, blinding her, then punching her in the nose hard enough to draw blood and finishing by shoving a french fry up her ass.
MMM MMM GOOD!

She gave bad head, so I gave her the Ronald McDonald Special. Shit was hot, son.

by Mormon X August 2, 2010

after-school special

a period of unemployment, often in the form of funemployment, directly following one's graduation from college

The weeks, months, and eventually years following his graduation binge drinking and loft parties. Nobody was sure quite how this after-school special would end.

by Elliott September 21, 2006

Early Bird Special

When an older gentleman goes down on his female companion without his dentures.

Gabriel's bruxism never gets in the way of a good early bird special. He just takes out his teeth and goes to town.

by Emilizzo December 25, 2009

beat you special

to beat someone to the point of retardation, causing them to be "special needs"

Bitch, if you don't give me my money I'm fittina beat yo ass special,(beat you special)

by Eric Blackman November 19, 2007

Lincoln Avenue Special

A plate with a pile of shit on it. The name is derived from the low quality strip of restaurants on Lincoln Ave. in Oklahoma City.

I stopped by Grandy's today to get the pot roast platter. It wasn't until I was already home that I realized they'd slipped me a Lincoln Avenue Special.

by Shakebaker April 29, 2010

special needs manchild

someone who always gets it wrong, every time!!! They will legit slip over anything from a leaf to a banana skin. They don't actually have a special need but act like they do, they also make terrible jokes that are often REALLY screwed up. They often spontaniously combust, this is believed to be God's work wiping up evolution's mistakes...

hello large cliff, i'm a special needs manchild. Oh look, a banana skin! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
(you know what happened next)

by GTR10000 teh sweglord June 10, 2016