cow penis

something that you can tell repeatedly to piss off your bus driver

Me: COW PENIS!!!!!!!!!
Bus driver: SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!

by cow penis June 24, 2020

Penis Hotel

A description of certain orifices on human body that are explicitly used for sexual pleasure of one's penis.

Gary's mouth is a total Penis Hotel.

by Spookyspaghettiman May 4, 2022

Fact Penis

No lie. No Cap. The utter truth.

That rocket is huge, fact penis!

by pappin' all day July 20, 2021

porcelain penis

A penis so long that when a man sits down on the toilet his member dips past the cool toilet water and rests on the porcelain bowl below.

I cheated on my boyfriend with this guy from college who has a porcelain penis

by stubely boobely November 4, 2019

Penis pill

A pill to harden or strengthen your meat stick. Can be seen at convenience stores or as an add on porn sites.

Person 1: wow I just popped 200 penis pills and had a fucking heart attack

Devil: yeah bud I’m aware. That’s why you’re here. We should have a talk.... you’re gonna be here for a while.

by Penis pill June 17, 2019

argh penis

Something once said by Andre the Giant, it is an expression of frustration over helplessness to overcome obstacles in life

Man backed up in traffic for the 300 miles : ARGH! PENIS!

Andre the Giant at being disqualified by Jake Tunney : ARGH PENIS!

by The Replicator December 20, 2014

Penis Watcher

A tiny woman who loves to gander at a man's penis when the opportunity "arises".
This could occur before or after sexual activity or just walking down the sidewalk.

Her ganders may occur frequently or at random times of interest. She prefers the site of her boyfriend's penis but would look at another if it flopped out from an unsecured zipper.
It brings her joy and sexual arousal.

K-Muffin is quite the penis watcher

by Dmuffin July 19, 2018