Hindu Egg Basket

When a fella sits on your face resting a bollock (his eggs) in each one of your eye sockets (the baskets) and the residue from his sweaty hoop leaves a shit stained dot where a bindi would be.

Gary, lay on the floor. I'm gonna show you my hindu egg basket.
Niccccce one, Garrry.

by CREGGYBOMBS September 10, 2019

green eggs and ham

aka green diarrhea

i have green eggs and ham and it itchy

by hairy geah bomb March 26, 2021

Scotch egg breakfast

Placing your penis in the mouth of your lover upside down so your balls land in their eyes.

I gave our lass a right good scotch egg breakfast this morning.

by Single handed sailor April 19, 2010

Egg Drop Soup

When you cum inside a girl while she pisses on your dick.

"Me and my girl had sex last night and made some egg drop soup, if you know what I mean. ;)"

"There was egg drop soup all over the place after I banged her last night."

by Banabumfrog October 17, 2021

Bad Egg Day

when you are having a bad day, when things aren't going right.

john: "hows it going?"

craig: "pretty bad, having a bad egg day..missed GLEE :("

by craigmacglee April 1, 2010

Rack off an egg

To wank ones own johnson to release a build up of jizz. Same as having a pull, choking the chicken, beat the meat, Spanking the monkey etc.

1. She got me so worked up and left I had to go to my room and rack off an egg!!

2. I love to lay in bed and rack off an egg!!

by FritzOskeniA September 8, 2010

st. louis style eggs

Two eggs cooked any fashion. After finishing the eggs, board any St. Louis City metro bus and masturbate.

This morning I finished my St. Louis style eggs on the No. 12345 bus.

by coolrockt October 13, 2006