my dad

belt beater 69000 a.k.a. nonexistent father

hey have you ever gotten the belt
no but my dad left and we got one of those belt beater 69000s

by Yur_boi_uhhhhhhh December 12, 2019

Ur Dad

Like ur mom, but it's dad

Matthew: guess what
Jayden: what?

Matthew: I'm balls deep in ur dad's fat, juicy, hot, sexy ass rn
Jayden: choke

by urdadsfatjuicydick September 6, 2021

dad

the person that left to get the milk and didn't come back

kid: mommy wheres dad

mom: he left to get the milk

by imdoingthisin.school.dont.tell November 23, 2021

Dad

Daddy is a sexual way to call someone (usually your partner). Dad is like daddy material, but also boyfriend material.

Jack Johnson is a dad.

by livsdonewithlifedatemewdw July 7, 2018

My Dad

MY DAD is the best person in your life he is allways by your side and picks you up when u fall and is the only one you can trust! he is hilarous at times but has his moments! when you see your dad dont forget to give him the biggest hug ever!

hey aint no body as cool as MY DAD

by My Dadd August 22, 2021

sexy bomboclaut biggie negro is dad

Its like a phrase when your mad or anything really just say it when you dont know what else to say

Joe: "im breaking up with you"
John: "sexy bomboclaut biggie negro is dad"
Joe: "nevermind sugar plumps"

by i_am_mom February 11, 2024

Ur dad

U don’t have one

Ur dad

LOL u don’t have a dad

by Benofil December 5, 2021