e-quake

The wave of online social network updates occuring within the first ten minutes following an earthquake.

A: "did you see that e-quake on facebook?"

B: "Yeah 20 minutes of updates, for 20 seconds of minor tremor."

by dr.deathsuck June 25, 2010

e-cuber

E-cubers are cubers who solve virtual cubes. Their superiority is complemented by their faszt typing skills and lack of need for fingertricks. They are also insanely attractive, which is the reason for their fame on social media platforms.

Guy number 1: Man have you heard about e-cubing? That shit's insane man, you don't even need an actual cube.

Guy number 2: True! Plus those e-cubers are really fucking hot.

by 5.1pyrso December 11, 2020

E Trance

What happens when you stare at a computer screen for too long. Generally results in a warped sense of time, reduced productivity, lack of attention and general lack of focus.

Jesse didn't notice his brother taking his food because he was stuck in an E trance

by Jesus F September 2, 2012

E-Stroke

When chatting online and all of a sudden, you cant type.

Billy: Okiwwa kwwp tryng. OkAy*&&&/ I cwnt type1
Me: Billy, are you having an e-stroke?

by Luhnaynia January 9, 2012

e-wall

The point of the day where you're hit by the full amount of the emotional turmoil you've been holding back and slam head first into depression

Jon: " What's wrong with Tom he was working so hard a minute ago?"
Bill: "He finally hit the e-wall"

by Original Sparkstar April 20, 2018

e-screaming

Screaming (say with All CAPS alphabet etc.) in email or while chatting, or any electronic form of communication. Can be extended to e-yelling, e-shouting etc...

If your friend writes : "HEY! WHY DIDNT YOU COME YESTERDAY"
You retort: "Hey stop e-screaming! I was sick!"

by Rinnioza August 3, 2007

e-groupie

(noun) one who is dedicated to constantly browsing one other's social media profile and posting about how hawt they are.

Her/his facebook was full of e-groupies.

by mahatmacolty March 14, 2011