Doing A Pete

Epically failing with everything in life and not knowing that it's happened.

Dave: "Watch out!"
Steve: *Being hit in the face*
Dave: "That's what I call Doing A Pete !!!"

by WB82 December 1, 2010

Doing a Dean

The action of randomly falling down the stairs during a live stream or just in general

*walking down stairs*
*trips on air*

*rolls down staircase*

*gets up like nothing happened*
"You good, mate?"
"Yup, just doing a Dean"

by Cheshiret June 4, 2019

Doing a jasmine

Being a fucking bitch

Ella was annoying her brother he asked her why are you doing a Jasmine today?

by Jasminge August 3, 2022

Doing The Paul

Fingering your ass until it bleeds.

I was Doing the Paul to my wife.

by PaulSucks November 18, 2019

Doing A Deadpool

Ejaculating into a soap dispenser

My boyfriend was doing a Deadpool, it was chaos when I found out.

by No Username Ideas Anymore February 12, 2022

Doing a ben

Doing a Ben is equivalent of someone fucking off for a good couple weeks then randomly sliding back back into your DMs out of nowhere

‘OMG Karen did a Ben’
‘That’s such a Ben move’
‘Stop doing a ben’

by Chrollosnipple March 17, 2019

Do a Jasmine

Not being able to communicate in social situations when called on, usually Maths.

Don't do a Jasmine.

by EstellaFross October 17, 2019