Mush dick

Old men

Al has a mush dick

by Nev22 August 19, 2022

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Dick Mitton

A male condom

Sorry Sally, I forgot to put my dick mitton on last night. You might want to get a pregnancy test.

by Tilt25 July 29, 2016

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Dick Clit Lick

When a guy takes the tip of his penis or COCK and rubs it up and down on a woman's clit as if to be licking it with his dick.

I love it when Dan dick clit licks my bean...It's so much better than when he uses his tongue.

by Pophish December 21, 2024

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wanker's dick

Noun. When a piece of tissue is stuck to the knob of a penis. Commonly as a result of careless masturbation and/or cleaning up after sexual intercourse.

Girl: what's that on your dick?

Guy: ahhh... i was having a fiddle before i saw you
Girl: oh I've heard of that! Wanker's dick!

by sex kitten 69 August 21, 2016

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dick hugger

A girl who cannot let a certain guy go - whether that be an ex boyfriend or a former lover (whom she may have developed feelings for at some point); keeping herself "wrapped" around him.

"How's your girl, bro?"
"Not so well. She's sweet and all but she's such a dick hugger with her previous guy, so I had to let her go."

by Kloovkalush October 4, 2023

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