Steps on my Flowers

Used to show your pissed off about something but you don't want to raise the level of anger around you, so you make them laugh with a real random statement.

Person A: "Our history project is due after the weekend."

Person B: "Are you serious?"

Person C:"That's so dumb! I have plans!"

You: "Yea that really steps on my flowers."

by Rknep May 28, 2010

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This is a phrase into a word which is unnecessary long to become a word, but why not add it?

A: Dude, I got this random word I wish was on Webster...
B: Bro, What is it?
A:Bippity-boppity-doo, which is a word-by-me-which-no-one-knows-or-uses-because-it-is-not-in-the-Webster-dictionary-so-I-wrote-this-word-in-the-Urban-Dictionary-site-which-gets-my-creativity-of-words-into-action.
B: You wrote it into Urban Dictionary???

by minh_says_urban March 14, 2025

down with my game

down with my game noun/ adj/ pronoun/ my old moves to attract women/men are not happening anymore need to try something new

Man, I went out last night with Snoop Dog and I was not DOWN WITH MY GAME, i think that at sixty years old iI should stay at home with my wife and children and enjoy my life. I have everything I need. No new women or men for romantic attraction, etc

by SUSAN VOLKOFF August 27, 2018

LEGGO MY NEGRO

A phrase that Peter Griffin from the hit TV show, Family Guy, says in S10 E20 when saving his friend, Cleveland, a black man. This phrasr can be used whenever a black person is being taken advantage of.

Master: I WILL KILL YOU STUPID NIGGER
Brown Guy: STOP IT YOU WHITE HERSHEYS CHOCOLATE BAR PLAIN VANILLA ICE CREAM LOOKIN ASS
Epicbobgaming69: LEGGO MY NEGRO!

by NathanielDavis January 30, 2024

Pat My Crease

When a woman wants you to have sex with her

Then Michelle said "Hey honey! Come over here and pat my crease!"

by Beefmakespremium August 2, 2019

Salt my potatoes

When another man drips jizz on your balls.

Salt my potatoes "Hey Phil, should I leave it in? No! Pull it out and salt my potatoes!!"

by Gowdysooner May 19, 2016

My wife

A Karen-like bitch that takes your money, kids, car, house, dignity and almost everything in your life!

Virgin: What happened to you?!
Husband: My wife and I got divorced, and took almost everything in my life!
Virgin: LOL! YOU'LL ENDED UP LIKE ME!!!!!!!

by Karma will get you! March 31, 2022