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The Fucks

A disease where a someone constantly craves a fucking.
Abe: I just came down with a serious case of the fucks.
Jan: Follow me behind the dumpstars.
by A bunch of doctors somewhere December 14, 2015
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fuck

Fuck is fuck. Nothing is fuck like fuck is. Fuck can mean anything , do anything , be anywhere, anytime. The most versatile of words. It started of , as most words or phrases do, as a synonyme for sex, but quickly expanded and became the most versatile world of the english language. A true rags to riches story.

If no word is an island, then fuck is a continent, nay, a world, with its hundreds of variations constituting its many countries. Nary a word is like fuck, except perhaps shit, but not even shit is like fuck, for even if shit has many variations and many meanings, fuck has a certain je ne sais quoi, a certain universality that no word can mimic.

Indeed, many words considered ''dirty'' or ''bad'' have more ''clean'' version. Bitch has dog, shit has poop, motherfucker has dad. But fuck has no equivalent, because nothing can capture the pure magic of fuck.

Fuck is a word like no other, that no mortal can capture the ensence of in a mere few paragraphes, that could mertit its own dictionary , that can capture the meaning of life in four letters, and if god is real, then whence he created the wolrd, all he had to do was utter ''fuck'' and the universe spewd forth from it and as the echos of that single word rang in the ears of god , the universe expanded forever and ever more, for fuck had created it and it needed nothing more.
e.g: Jhony whent to the dollar store.
1: Fucking Jhony went to the dollar store.
2:Jhony fucking went to the dollar store.
3: Jhony went... fuck! to the dollar store.
4: :Jhony went to? oh fuck, the dollar store.
5:Jhony went to the fuckers dollar store.
6:Jhony went to the dollar fuck store.
7: Jhony went to the dollar store, fucker.
by " " July 20, 2022
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Zero Fucks

When someone doesn’t give a heck or damn if they feel they were or are right, even if others didn’t or don’t like them because of it.
Leaders can’t lead their sheep effectively unless they give zero fucks to all those oft-unreasonable or biased complains or protests against them.
by Numerati January 26, 2024
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April 8th National Fuck day

April 8th is national Fuck someone day, go to ur bf or gf and go fuck em'
by Pixelated_binary97 April 5, 2024
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Fuck another bag

When you're simply out of bags to fuck, the expression fuck another bag comes into play. Contemporary version of 'for fucks sake' or 'well I'll be dammed '.
"I have seemed to vomit in your new car"
"Aw fuck another bag brock"
by Nip nip November 25, 2020
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Fuck N’ Go

me and this girl at the club had a fuck n’ go, i rocked her world and dipped
by houdiniwasamagician May 25, 2022
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Fucking

A fucking word that fucking can fucking fit into any fucking sentence
John: hey fucking look at this fucking shit
Undertake: he’ll fucking yeah!
by Welp yell for help July 27, 2020
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