jostle my bees

to upset oneself in any form of negative emotion such as anger, sadness, or physical un-wellness

I shouldn’t eat food before going on the rollercoaster or I’ll jostle my bees.

by hazelnuthuntress May 26, 2020

my ass magnet

When your ass is attached to a piece of furniture or you are just sitting on your ass

I turned my ass magnet on and now I can’t get up

by dgrigg21 December 6, 2022

cooked my goose

pissed me off

The aspect of the program that cooked my goose was mandatory liability for equipment that I neither wanted nor needed.

by Fried Hog December 7, 2013

pee in my eyeball

when someone is a sexual sadist with unusual desires, they will ask you to pee in thier eyeball

Vidushi asks people to "pee in my eyeball "

by bib48584670 December 20, 2018

Don’t Dig In My Bowl

1. Exaggerated hypeness over a person or situation that doesn’t involve you.

2. Rejecting a person asking for your food

3. Speaking on a situation you don’t know about.

1. *Buys a cheesesteak*
“Let me get a piece of that bro”
“Don’t dig in my bowl yo !”

2. “Damn girl your lace showing”
“Don’t dig in my bowl bitch”

by LeeParadise May 4, 2022

head kill my parents

Use in case when you want to say oiii-boiii

-Why do you look so exhausted?
-My head kill my parents, I was doing homework for 2 hours

by Shatop October 1, 2020

my olin <3

the most perfect boy to ever walk the earth :) who literally so happens to be MY boyfriend who i literally love so much more

“Have you heard of that guy olin jacobs?” “I have! He is literally my olin <3”

by beefychubs April 3, 2025