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Dick/Brain parallel

Hym "And the reason it's not actually parallel is thus: If you take me and a fat-cock and you cut both of our dicks off... One of us changes and the other does not. Also know as the dicktelligence false equivalence, the Dick/Brain parallel is not real."
by Hym Iam March 2, 2025
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Dick Vision

/dik ˈviZHən/
Noun
When a man is wanting sex (thinking with his dick) so badly that all people look more attractive.
Joseph Joestar is so horny that he has dick vision going on.
Joseph Joestar got that dick vision.
by Schilp June 4, 2022
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Fuck my dick

Asking a close freind or family member to suck your penis until you cum so hard that you feel like you will die
Fuck my dick mommy

Ok

Later that night

Ooooh harder mommy I love when you make me cum this hard
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Pedal dick

A name for some who's a player
by AnarchistBastard March 24, 2019
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dick

dick
dick big
by anonymous November 20, 2023
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vacation dick

a very huge penis usually found in male porn-stars and strippers, mostly over 10 inches long and is not very common within the male community that hasn't had surgery
OMG I slept with some dude at the bar last night and he had a vacation dick, IT HURT SO MUCH! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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vacation dick

A dick in which you only can have every now and then but hope is . Long as possible, much like an actual vacation.
Oh man, he sure has one vacation dick but now i have to go back to plain old boyfriend dick.
by Just_James June 15, 2016
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